I had a set of twins in my class growing up: people REALLY overstate the closeness of twins imho. They each just saw each other as a “sister,” not “super-awesome-bestie-sisters!!!” Like when they look at each other, they see another person.

I know! All our customers certainly should have e-mail. Why am I printing off 1000 pages of orders a day, only to shred them AFTER SCANNING THEM BACK IN?! WHY NOT JUST USE A PDF EDITOR??!

She would also save on cleaning them up!

I fear ONE child, this woman is a goddamn steely eyed badass.

More like “Pre-Reveal Snape” replaces Voldemort.

“Two Bulls,” obviously ;)

I’m actually not well liked around my office (because I came from an organization that was more efficient and I cannot understand why we are still using fax machines when we get all our orders in by e-mail, print them, then fax them then SCAN THEM BACK IN TO FILE. WHY?!). So I am going to provider free food and…

I MISS JIA!!!

I don’t understand Joanna being out of Chips league. They are both bible thumping Texans: that is all the league one need be in if one desires one in said league.

You are not an old white man with a farm in Iowa. So no. No you should not wear overalls.

This woman comes off as one of those extremely sheltered, privileged people who thinks in terms of “Ending War.” People like her are way more concerned with how they can become martyrs, even emotional martyrs, for their “cause” than they are with any form of reality. If war did end she would join the “Lets End…

Temper that enthusiasm:

Yep. They even killed a guy today:

I however, am impressed with this panda.

Except John Deere isn’t the only brand who pushes this. If you try to work on your Kubota, Mahindra, or New Holland tractor you also have to deal with computer code you cannot access, and just like with Deere you can be sued if you try and repair it yourself.

Because it is actually really solid equipment. And the rule still applies if you buy New Holland or Kubota or Mahindra as well.

Just creates an endless game of cat and mouse.

So we aren’t believing the victim? That is what we are doing?

Because they can open new accounts and use proxy servers.

How did she fuck up? By saying that Kanye never told her the line “I made that bitch famous?”