You sound like an asshole. You do that to your own mother? She goes silent because she wonders why you are such an asshole, not because she is contemplating the truth of your words.

This has been on Reddit for years, as part of the “Just Rolled Into the Shop” forum.

No no, Chingy and Azaela Banks are Trump supporters.

I mean I’m pretty sure the Rock can rip my arms off, but I’m not missing out on Rock hugs.

All the best posts today are by Kara.

Why are we so eager to be with Taylor Swift, who takes credit for a project she only had one contribution to (the very basic lyrics of a song that she did not even sing), and cheated on the person that we are now trying to tear down because?????? It was ok to cheat on him why??? why are we with the cheater?

Shit if you won’t take Bieber why the fuck would we give you Celine? You are bad at negotiating.

Ok I just saw a tweet earlier that said he WAS wearing a life jacket. So what happened? I guess it didn’t work or fell off?

But US V Loving wasn’t a black man and white woman though. It was actually a white man and a black woman. So why would they call this a “cuck” film?

I will miss David Cameron! I was just getting into the fun of making “pig fucker” jokes!

Ok can someone explain this “cuck” thing to me? Like I realize that white dudes have been saying it and it means “cuckold,” but why are they saying it exactly and why would they say it about this movie? This is a movie about the guy who DID get the girl he loved after all.

I like how he said “right, good” after getting into the house. I saw a tweet saying this is what British people say after things have gone “a bit rubbish.”

Ok I’ve had the same thought. I’m glad I’m not the only woman who thinks that looks fun.

Why are so many people so pleased with an anti-immigration, pro-Iraq War, anti-Human Rights person just because this person is a “she?”

Shut it down folks, I will see you next week. Whatever the fuck this week is, it can keep to itself.

White celebs who speak tend to make it about themselves, and I think most of their publicists have just told them to retweet black people when this shit happens.

British politics are so weird. The only party to make a woman the Prime Minister was previously the Conservatives (who, while not totally like American conservatives, are still pretty much like American conservatives), and now the conservatives will do it a second time.

I’m not sure that I totally agree that this is evidence of feminism 2016 being trash, but I agree just in general that feminims 2016 leaves me wanting something a whole lot more than what it is.

I can agree with that, but the hate people have for Calvin, specifically about this break up, is unreal. I mean I get the “he chose his stage name because it sounded black” hate and “white guy making music” hate, but people actually seem to hate him because Taylor Swift cheated on him and then he had the audacity…

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