My mom likes to tell the story that, when she was pregnant with me, she continuously left her car keys in the refridgerator and ate cake icing straight from the jar.

Probably will be. The dude will settle (as they do) and it will all be hush hush. I bet he will even throw in some extra money for her to do a special appearance on Fox and Friends (watch how Steve Doocy won’t be on set when she does).

BOAT: Bust Out Another Thousand (dollars).

Well it stars minorities in a minority setting. The good is not the enemy of the perfect.

LeBlanc was amazing: I figured he was just there because they needed a celebrity name and that he would suck. Instead he is probably the most natural host of the show.

American flag bikinis: for added freedom!

You go, English town of Ipswich!

Most are smart enough to run outside. If the pets are so garbage as to not run from a fire you need better pets.

My only beef is that it is very clear she gets fired up about women’s issues, but virtually everything else she sort of phones in as “oh, that is very sad!” I mean she can make the angry words at other types of injustice, but it doesn’t really have the feeling to it.

I think his biggest problem is that he is a South African, who lived a very South African life, and then he came to America. Yes, he pulled big numbers and he had some Internet success with his comedy, but now he is on a show that was very much tied to it’s domestic (to the US) politics.

I mean if the bathroom is hideous...

I honestly think the best trio would be LeBlanc, Rory Reid, and Chris Harris. Retire the Stig (since he is so identified with the old hosts) and have Sabine come on as full time track test driver. She can even give some color commentary on the cars after she maxes out their lap time, like “its fast but its very…

Or maybe it was a love that was born from hate. Maybe their disgust for one another slowly morphed into a kind of fascination, and then—eventually—lust.

Why are you embarrassed, exactly? Because that shit was awesome.

He probably can’t. What with his difficulty holding a pen, short stubby stub fingers and all.

This change is only happening because of crybabies who couldn’t stand the term “man” being present though. You don’t see the irony in calling them crybabies over a change caused by crybabies?

Do you not see how ironic it is that you are calling them crybabies? The reason for the change was a bunch of crybabies couldn’t handle the term “man” in the job title!

Mine liked to jump on my bf and scratch him. I started locking them out the bedroom, but they just crawled through the bedroom window (I have no AC and my apartment gets hot so I leave it open).

I didn’t know there were any leftie hippie marxist white guys left. I thought they all started vape shops or something.

Just saying, he was the top paid DJ in 2015 and 2014. So, not nobody. #teamcalvin