It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

too soon.

Literally this case changed Minnesota/the Midwest/all of America...No more waiting for the street lights to come on. Obviously the porch lights were symbolic for this case and now after hearing the fucking horrendous outcome you better believe everyone has their porch lights on. It’s not a punchline. Have some…

Sarcasm fail.

I’m from the MN and was in preschool when Jacob was abducted. We still left a light on for him, and us kids would caution each other about being out at night by just saying his name. The Wetterling family’s tragedy is definitely part of the MN psyche.

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

CJ has always been a nasty bitch and her “column” is usually just mean garbage. She’s tried to take down Jana before too (who is one of Minneapolis’ best reporters).

Except this is just like statutory rape. Sex between an inmate and a guard is always illegal. Perfume samples and e-mails don’t make it any more legal. It’s stated right there in the article:

Yeah, that sounds fair.

I concur. This is what it’s like when Hollywood makes dumb action movies out of beloved nerd properties. Only somehow worse, because flipping Heathers is like...sociological destruction of the whole point.

I was hoping for an discussion on which kind of hair tie is best; scrunchy, elastic, seamless band, band with metal bit, band with toggles.

Where I live, it would be just the opposite:

Normally I’m fine with them but for some reason this one crawled under my skin like whoa. Only time in my adult(ish) life a movie kept me awake.

Child brides ARE rape victims. Call a spade a spade.

And child brides aren’t rape victims?

She wasn’t a child bride. She was little girl who was kidnapped and repeatedly raped. Not a bride. Rape victim.

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

I swear to god if 2016 takes one more goddamn thing away from me....

Indeed! It’s not as though Jeb Bush or Ben Carson were particularly spirited opponents considering one obviously didn’t even want to be there, and the other apparently suffers from narcolepsy. Ted Cruz was the scariest thing up on that stage — and I sincerely feel for the various drifters he no doubt lured into his…