it’s not like you can’t taste the pot.

Word. I put my cat, Felix, on a diet one time and he was not happy about it (the fights were terrible) and one evening during the diet, one of my neighbors made me and my boyfriend some pot brownies. I told my boyfriend to make sure the brownies were put away before he went to bed because Felix was on a rampage and…

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

My auntie made diabetic brownies which uses that artificial sugar you don’t want to eat too much of because it gives you diarrhea and gad something bad. She leaves them out and comes back later to see half the pan was gone. Turns out her husband ate half of the pan by himself. He’s driving down the road when the need…

“She said that the office declined to prosecute because her attacker was “drunk and they ‘can’t prove’ he knew I wasn’t consenting.””

Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.

DUDE. ONLY $16 MILLION. SHE NEEDS ONE BAJILLION DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.

No. NO. Why? Literally when in obstetric nursing would you ever PUSH the baby BACK IN?!

No, it is absolutely not normal, hence the $16 million verdict. That shit is definitely malpractice.

Why does he always try to ruin the things that make people like him? He does fame terribly.

He ruined it like the sadsack tryhard that he is, by claiming he was just making faces at a friend across the catwalk.

Putting stuff in instant ramen is the best. You need to go try it like, right now. Go! Run!

I’m reasonably certain Kylie has never eaten that kind of add-boiling-water ramen in her life. That is a restaurant ramen girl if ever there was one.

My husband, an avid cargo shorts aficionado, finally gave his up after we were getting ready to visit my family in Europe. I explained to him that cargo shorts are a glaring sign that you are a tourist, something he really didn’t want to look like. So he bought two pair of smooth front, non-cargo shorts that looked awe…

THE JOKER IS ON A BOAT!

I mean, seriously.

Anybody else think of this straight away?

Finally, an appropriate opportunity to share this:

Did he just pull a “Do you know who I am?” when his “claim to fame” is killing an unarmed black teenager?