Yes, and if I could play that you think I’d be chomping at the bit for bc support on the Xbox One?

Yeeeees. Halo: Reach

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

My mother — god bless her — bought an absolutely stunningly beautiful set of metal dishware when I was a kid. The bowls and coffee mugs are still in mint condition 15 years later because it only took one dinner for us to burn the shit out of our hands.

*free shipping to Japan

Mmmmm, mutually assured destruction.

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

After they fucked it up by announcing the PC port first, one starts to think “Fuck It Up” is a core tenet of their philosophy.

can we refer to any time a game company fucks up really badly, as pulling a Konami?

Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.

“Can we be let off the hook now?”

Your move, Philly.

How bout they focus on giving a hug and having a heart to heart with their trigger happy brothers instead of worrying about taking their gun into a crowded stadium before chugging some beers and doing a whippit in the linc parking lot.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

Excellent question! CarWine may burn your optic nerve because the river water quality down by the docks isn’t great, and motor oil is “bad for you,” but it sure does give me a buzz!

The instantaneous look of dread here is AMAZING

Here Is Your Gallery Of Sad Mets Fans

Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.

Always a good time to bring this up: A Haunted House Snaps Photos At The Scariest Moment Of The Tour... And I Can’t Stop Laughing

If you’re walking around a subway terminal shouting “CMON CMON CMON” in PHILA-FUCKING-DELPHIA after an Eagles game, you’re either: