Some perspective on how historic this is:

That’s why they lock it to something like your Steam Account... you could make more of those but it’d be too annoying to bother.

Wrong, I’ve made $280 plus million doing heists & missions everyday I have time & good team mates. Anyone who cries about Sharkcards should look at the game model Rockstar gave us, you can buy & unlock absolutely everything. Nothing is hidden by a paywall as a first point of access, you can earn everything 100% legit…

I’m mad that he didn’t kick that fuck face in the nuts.

Aaaaand he didn’t even make it through the first inning.

She didn’t complain when her pussy was grabbed.

Failing forward happens every single day.

What did she say about their pussies?

Dorkly says this much better than I could..

The fight was over exactly how much Flacco looks like Bert from Sesame Street.

+2 game suspension

Rocket wouldn’t have a friend named Sergio

He got all huffy.

LeBron issued this endorsement only after spending a night in Southeast Ohio and realizing many Republicans don’t actually wear shoes.

I mean, no, I didn’t think of terrorism. Aren’t all our public transportation systems in, you know, a terrible state of disrepair? Because some people think paying taxes is bad?

500+ words of thinly veiled racism and spelling errors? I am going to say Curt Schilling is actually Charles Manson. Cool if I’m wrong.