“I wonder if that is the same Mrsa I lost my burgeonity to.”

Burnenko’s piece on hitchbot is still the funniest thing I’ve read all year.

Kelly: That tears it, I’m trading Murray to the Jaguars for a conditional 12th round pick.

And all along, Chip Kelly has shunted the blame to his players: it’s about “executing,”

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

The analog network those things used shut down in 2008, so if Snyder was using one, he’d just be talking to himself. Which in many ways seems quite fitting.

I don’t understand why they can’t be built OUT if they can’t be built up. Something like this: \_____ It wouldn’t block any views that way.

“Gonna need more than one paper towel. Better bring me the whole roll, Doris.”

EARGHH! Hey A-ROD *burp* you FUCKEN’ SUCK! *falls to death*

they come up to my lower chest area - I am 6’4”. But some (drunk) people feel the need to plant their feet on a rung and lean over in the hopes of maybe grabbing a ball or getting a better view.

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

The only thing that can stop a bad platform with an 85-foot drop is a GOOD platform with an 85-foot drop.

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

Actually, all lives matter. Right? I mean, please? For the love of Christ, please!

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.