Gray’s lawyers say that in addition to pilfering the beat from his song, simply being associated with Perry’s secular music is damaging his reputation and ostensibly profitability in the Chrisitan community

She’s Miss Michigan by way of Central Florida. Explains so much.

You fooled me. I thought that was a photo of a CGI created woman.

I’m envisioning fetuses fleeing wombs for these towns as jack-booted abortion doctors purse them with spatulas in hand. Normally, the police would hand the fetuses over, but here they won’t cooperate.

Interesting, but let’s not make the perfect the enemy of the good. If your baby is growing and your sanity is intact, you’re doing it right. 

I neither have nor want children and even I see how US society simultaneously fetishizes families and despises parents. It’s colossally fucked up.

Honestly I’m impressed at the ingenuity of attaching transmitters to the males in order to find the females. That’s pretty clever.

It should be expected that a state that bases its economy off of a giant mouse will naturally be overrun with giant snakes.

I have a question - why was there a breeding facility for this snake? Legal or was it illegal (suggesting a black market for non-indigenous snakes)

If it actually exonerated him, we wouldn’t have Barr’s summary at all. He would have simply passed along the full report so every news station could read it and Fox News could broadcast it 24/7.

“We may be a pestilence on the land, but at least we ain’t Matt Gaetz”

It’s like they read The Handmaid’s Tale as an instructional guide.

For them, it’d need to be dumbicillin.

The idea is for poor  people to stop fucking so they can finally go away. Trump can stick his tree stump fungus wherever he damn well pleases so you need to accept that.

“....promote traditional values about the family.”

Maybe now Roger Stone can shut up and stop bitching about how the FBI took him into custody using unnecessarily extraordinary means.

Oy, gevalt! You’re comingling the scores of Fiddler on the Roof and Yentl. I don’t know if this is more of an affront to my gay self or my Ashkenazi Jewish self. ;)

She probably heard phrase: Papa can you hear me.

She can also be parsley; she gets stuck in your teeth and you can’t get rid of her not matter how hard you try.

She’s also one of those shitty Christians who believe God agrees with everything they specifically do