“one could not even find her in a 1993 Spiegel holiday catalog!”

The best useless wellness check by the police involved a woman in Michigan. She was dead in the backseat of her car and wasn’t found until six years after her death in 2014.

So two women in “seat belts only” just sat there and drowned?  Is seat belts a euphemism for restraints?  

I’m probably in the minority, but I’ve never been crazy about Virtue/Moir. Tess just seems to be a first class bitch and it shows in her skating. Shib/Sibs are by far the superior skaters.

You expose yourself to more and worse germs and bugs by going into a doctor’s office, clinic, or local drugstore to get a flu shot. Think about it. And if you let the part-time cashier at Walgreens’ give you an injection, you’re a complete idiot. Again, think about it. Other than personal drug use, what qualifications…

Annoying Bree is in all 8 books, so ... BTW, Bree is my most un-favorite major character in all of the books.

“how did Euron Greyjoy even know that Yara and them would be on their way”

“He added that ‘culturally’ Modcloth is a lot like Walmart.”

Her fashion sense and personal appearance are just a reflection of what she is: a horrible, amoral, opportunistic, lying bitch. If she were a decent person, or had any sense of morality, or told the truth, we’d all probably roll our eyes at the way she looked, and then move on. (Kinda like that really hideous dress…

She ate the kids a long time ago, so she could move to Washington.

Also, Lord Damp Nut.

It’s not your grandparents’ Archie comics, believe me! LOL Hate to admit I’m really liking “Riverdale.”

Thank you for using his legal name: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions - a name that says it all. #SouthernElfOnTheShelf

Spicer reminds me of an AP math teacher I had in high school, who was totally incompetent and in way over her head dealing with a bunch of smart (and smart-ass) kids. She was a new graduate from a third-rate college and she didn’t stand a chance with us. It took our class about 8 weeks to have her dissolve into tears…

Trump may be the guy who rapes you, but Pence will be the judge at the trial who rules you deserved to be rapes, “you stupid slut.”

“Colette Moran, a stay-at-home mother of seven ...” I stopped reading that paragraph at that point.

And he probably wonders why he can’t get a better job than security guard.

*67 is your friend - it will block the number from which you are calling. Also, if they ask where you live, make sure you know the geography of the state you’re calling, so you can reply with an “alternative fact” based address.

And believe it or not, Michael Richard Pence is an anagram for Rich Hard Penile Mace! Or maybe that’s his pornstar name.

нет дерьма, шерлок (translation: no shit, Sherlocke)