Her ability to sing in 2 different voices while not moving her lips is pretty fucking impressive.

wow, she’s better singing with a clenched jaw than half of the regular contestants on these things.

Irish Twins

I rather like the idea of a bouncer, with strict instructions to keep out that horrible woman and her kids.

They were showing some episodes last night, and I really need to sit and watch the whole thing.

Sure way to ruin my day...I previously hadn’t known Peggy Olson was a Scientologist. Sigh.

Normally I’d agree, but if I found out about a nest of snakes living under my house I’m not certain I wouldn’t just surrender the property to them. Her method is at least more economical than mine.

Now that it’s a story, I expect Trump will invite him to the Oval Office for some Kentucky Fried Pickles and a swath of cameras.

Pickle, Trump is very sensitive about the size of the white hose. Best not ask about it.

I agree with his mom. She might as well humour this phase. Could be worse. Could be a Cruz cosplay.

After reading that line I couldn’t take the rest of the article seriously. Does the author even watch the show?

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

You know what’s fun? Being stuck waiting for a shuttle in a dealership lobby with Fox News blaring on three screens. Here’s what I learned, in the 10 or so minutes I was stranded:

Way to bury the lede!!!!

BYU will expel you for looking at the uncovered ankle of the opposite sex too long. And expel the person showing the ankle.

I don’t even have to look it up to know that is NOT in the Bible .

I just eat lunch at my desk because I try and not talk to my coworkers. :-|

I always have 320 hours of vacation saved up. I never seem to have time to use it, except for a day or two here or there. I sleep a little easier at night, because part of our contract is they have to cut you a check for all of it if they let you go for any reason. It feels like a little security blanket for me. …

It’s like the favorite joke at my (formerly Baptist) alma mater: Why don’t Baptists approve of sex? Because it may lead to dancing!

Maddi is being disciplined, not because she’s pregnant, but because she was immoral. The Student Pledge which every student from 5th grade through 12th grade signs states that this application of Philippians 4:8 “extends to my actions, such as protecting my body by abstaining from sexual immorality and from the use…