Why does Gwyneth have to keep doing such eye roll things. Two of my favorite all time movies are ‘Sliding Doors’ and ‘Shakespeare in Love’ but nobody needs the nonsense she’s peddling and her brand of snake oil makes me so mad.

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Get good sleep, eat more fiber and green stuff, move around, jettison assholes in your life and have a hobby. That’s my advice, now someone give me a gabillion dollars for my wisdom.

Just goes to show, the road to hell is paved with Goop intentions.

Jesus Christ. Postnatal depletion? Yeah, every f-ing day as a single parent of a 6 year old. The only thing that seems to help with it is either beer or mirobrews. Fuck Goop. Seriously.

“I also know there are many people who fly the flag in their yards or have a symbol on their truck and it’s not a racist symbol to them, it’s about their Southern heritage.”

You do not get to feel sorry for yourself for your screwed up life when you caused said screw up in the first place and are still actively screwing it up!

“the white woman who masqueraded for years as a black person.”

In the states this is what we mean when we say American Cheese. This is actually called a “pasturized processed cheese food product” since it can’t legally be called cheese by our standards. I have tried to eliminate these from my life but dammit I just can’t! I know there are better, more flavorful cheeses out there!…

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

I rarely say this, but this deserves so many more stars.

Mall security has more authority than waitstaff.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

My husband, who is CEO for a mid-sized company, and also a left winger (all his business associates think he’s nuts) just blurted out the other night “Well I guess all we CAN do is disrupt and protest, fuck them all, we’ve just got to be rude about this.” So yeah, the gloves are off, these people don’t get rational…

Oh Libruls, don’t let a few numbers get you all confused. Most of that 24mil will be dead from lack of coverage long before then.

Wouldn’t expect any less from a humourless cunt who hates Dippin Dots (I think because they come in different colours).

One can’t help but wonder what Spicer REALLY wanted to say to my new hero.

did you see who we made president or