Is it insensitive to wonder how she’s managing to keep her tan and naturally straight hair, curly, if she doesn’t have enough money to pay bills? Am I turning into a conservative?

going back to being white?? You are white dumb dumb

Can we substitute hemorrhoids for ulcers? 

A star for you(!), because Melissa McCarthy’s Spicer is the best thing to have come out of this entire turd fiasco.

Want to be less leaky? Be less sneaky.

Oh, they’ll try. But here’s the difference between Stalin and Hitler and Trump. Stalin had to deal with Russians. Hitler had to deal with Germans. Trump has to deal with Americans.

Four years and we haven’t even reached month three

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

I had her in my pool to step down last Sunday. Looks like I was a week off.

“...I’m trying to focus on other pieces of my portfolio...” is the new “...taking some time off to spend with my family...”.

Poor Kellyanne Conway Has Been ‘Sidelined’ From TV

Who will want to even try vacationing in the US anymore? During the Bush years, several European friends refused to travel to the US, generally because “it just wasn’t worth the hassle.”

as a lawyer who is usually on the defense side of employment discrimination suits, and who also thinks that sometimes people are just assholes and it’s not about gender/race/whatever: GIRL SUE THEM.

The director replied back, saying that if we women really wanted equality, then we should realize we were getting equality by not getting the leather jackets.

The HR rep asked Fowler if she and the other female engineers were friends, and asked for details on how they communicated.

Wilmore’s show format so closely mirrored Maher’s format, so you can immediately see the contrast between how diverse the former’s show was in comparison to the latter’s endless parade of whites and men. I’ve even clocked the frequency with which Maher is far more likely to interrupt his female guests... unless finds…

I had no idea who Malcolm Nance before I watched the clip, but he deserves all the cherries

He really is a shit. And the softballs and tacit agreement, jesus I wanted to scream and vomit simultaneously. One of the first things I noticed was when Milo attacked Lena Dunham and Bill didn’t defend her on the merits, he was just like, oh don’t go after other HBO employees because it might make shit awkward for…