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Is this guy completely unaware that there are single mothers out there, that there are plenty of lesbian couples with kids (hi there!), and that there are many families in which it actually makes more sense for the husband to stay home and be the primary parent, or does he just not care?

I’m willing to bet that Jimmy is still pissed that Stacy girl beat him out for senior class president, number one spot on the chess club, highest rank in Junior Achievement, AND, to add insult to injury, told him she wouldn’t go to prom with him because he was a backwards doofus. Little Jimmy holds a grudge.

First of all, I want to clarify those were purely my opinions and do not reflect those of the Wasatch County Republican Party or the Republican Party in general.

I am willing to bet that Mr. Green is the kind of man who would be unable to find his way out of a paper bag without the help of a Woman employee, whom he naturally would not pay a fair wage to.

It was floated that *45 picked him because his nickname Mad Dog.

I don’t think Donny has enough time to watch the required number of episodes of Law & Order for doing Attorney General work.

It was bad enough when Trump blatantly lied about “Draining the Swamp (GTFO! nobody’s buyin’ that shit!) and started filling his cabinet with the absolute most-estlabished shitheads he could find, now he’s trying to one-up that lie by filling his cabinet with CRIMINALS! THAT WERE FIRED FROM THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION…

Exactly. He “watches all the shows,” so what need does he have for a National Security Advisor? Don is great at security, the best.

BRB, dying.

Wait, why isn’t Hillary threatening to sue Kate or complaining about her on Twitter? Isn’t that how we do things now? Also, I thought liberals were snowflakes who can’t take a joke. This doesn’t fit the narrative!

If it’s Petreaus, he’ll have to notify his probation officer because he’s still on probation.

And John Roberts from Fox News had this report:

You know, he could do worse than Petraeus. Jesus, I must have Stockholm Syndrome.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

please don’t character-shame shannon, harry.

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

All the other bullshit of this aside, how the fuck do you enforce government-mandated celibacy?

He also retweeted an Onion video about himself.

brief 22-month tenure