The usual practice has been to allow families with school-aged children to complete the current term before moving back. Besides, Trumpkins has no replacements confirmed or even announced, so there will be a long gap where no one officially represents the US interests in a particular country. I guess Donald will…

This, right here. Why hasn’t some black hat with a heart of gold hacked this shitbag so we can see his tax records?

I’m assuming he’s appointing his kids and mistresses.

At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.

Someone has to kill him. Sucks I have to write that.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Reality stars in the white house. Who next? The Situation in the situation room? Those weirdo Duggars running Children and Family Services?

also,

The fact they’re already calling him a “king” is fucking terrifying. The Republican party seriously thinks they’ve finally destroyed democracy badly enough that it will never recover, and they couldn’t be happier about it. And somehow are presenting it as the patriotic position.

Nope they refer to him as the Newborn King, Prince of Peace, Immanuel, the Savior, king of kings, Lamb of God, The Good Shepherd, Alpha and Omega etc. Elvis is referred to as The King

Jesus wept.

Hmmm wasn’t a big part of the founding of the United States something to do with separation of church and state?

So god can’t look like Octavia Spencer, but can be compared to sentient cornflakes. Got it

Also- fuck you RNC.

Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck is this shit? I stopped watching that “Designated Survivor” show because it was truly awful, but can we just nuke D.C. now? Please make sure they’re all there first.

I really can’t stand her. (Look, people who said I voted for Hillary just because I have a vagina: I’m not supporting this powerful person just because she’s a woman! See how that works? #stillangry)

So then all of trump’s male advisors and cabinet members have mistresses in addition to romancing Putin on the side? Wow.

WHAT do we tell our kids about this?????

God damnit! I knew that thing looked familiar! And I thought it was the monster from the second Hellboy at first. Little did I know it was just some deepsea fish.