Ah, but you’re wrong. Gift giving is in the journey, not the destination. I see moments of Zen in this technique. The satisfaction is for you and not the receiver.

Or something.

The problem is less what he says at these stupid fucking rallies than the fact that he’s having them at all.

You can tell these are snooty stay at home moms whose husbands are rich as fuck.

It’s as if there was some sort of large-scale industrial accident involving hydrogen peroxide before the rally began!

Holllllly Moly how much peroxide is in that picture

That eyeball tasted better than the Trump Grill’s (Grille’s) Gold Label Burger, a Pat LaFrieda–branded short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

And what a rich, luxurious salad it is. Dressed with Reverse-Elektra Complex Vinaigrette, shaved truffles (hand-gathered by orphans without health insurance) and finished off with a faux feminist sheen all around it.

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

Short fingered vulgarian

Heads up all; Pat LaFreida is the meat purveyor for Shake Shack. He really has delicious burgers. Trump Grill(e) must employ a special kind of idiot to fuck them up.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

President Caligula

Seems to me Drumpf is upgrading for a newer model.

You’re making nuclear doom sound more and more appealing.

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU GUYS

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

He seems just one traffic stop short of becoming Daniel Holtzclaw.