Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Parents that allow stuff like that to happen just boggle my mind to no end.

Oh totally. But there comes a point when it’s progressed from “just a phase” to “totally enabling.” How the hell you tell the difference, idk which is why I love my birth control.

Like I told my friend earlier when he sent this article to me, you know how to fix that mess you made? Invite a friend over for a sleepover and see how embarrassed your kid is to want to have her sleepover in her parents’ room. That will end that shit REAL fast.

It’s always an unwanted one

He’d be checking the bump on Kim’s head, if it weren’t indistinguishable from all the other surgery.

C’mon. We all know it was Rob.

The Surite have already put their best man on the job!

oh my god WAS LOCHTE THE INSIDE MAN?

But do we learn if Trump wants to fuck her, or how she could become more fuckable in her father’s eyes?

“Maples, told the Times that Papa Trump would occasionally carry his youngest daughter about as he discussed business plans with electricians and carpenters.”

At this moment I totally saw the Queen!

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

Put his coke dealer in the front row. That would be far more distracting.

OMG, please let this happen. There is 0% chance he’d be able to control himself.

OMG, YES! He would stroke out at the sight.

Why must everyone criticize Donald Trump?! It’s so unfair.

After last night, I literally cannot wrap my mind around the idea that any sane person would think he is qualified to serve as president. He’s the worst sort of thin-skinned, narcissistic, no-nothing bully.

Have we considered that Hillary Clinton should DEFINITELY have Rosie O’Donnell in the front row for the next debate, but not publicised, and as a surprise? Because if Ms O’Donnell is willing to be there, I think that would make Trump show America his arse even more than he did last night.