no but it makes you a “Brad Parent”

Well, if penises were not supposed to fly free, why did God give mine wings?

Psshhh if I’m flying with 17 children you best believe i’m getting wasted and blabbering incoherently, since when does that make me a “Bad Parent.”

Why is everything a dick measuring contest with him? FFS.

Fuck integrity lets get that money!

She’s also very pretty, and ::cough:: successful in business ::cough until I choke::

(But do they all float?)

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

I have this fantasy where Hillary stands up and says Donald the both of us need to put these medical rumors to rest. Lets both of us go into Walter Reed Hospital and get physicals and release the results.

We’re asking him the questions you want answered regarding your well-being, security, money and more.

I have to hand it to Trump- he found the one place where he wouldn’t be the biggest quack in the room.

This raises the awfulness to whole new levels. How many more persons and institutions are going to give Trump their imprimatur, and possibly the election, by either treating him like a valid presidential candidate or by colluding with him to lie about stuff that’s actually quite important.

Is it wrong that I find Louie Gohmert to be “refreshingly” stupid?

Hell, I may not always agree with Hillary, but she’s got the best damn resume of any profoundly mentally impaired woman I’ve ever seen.

Incidentally, Leppo was the least funny Marx brother.

Hey, looks like you have a similar Facebook feed to me.

Gary Johnson has somehow, in the span of about 10 seconds, stolen the crown of leading bullshit artist right off of the Republican nominee’s head.

I feel like we’re missing some important information regarding the gift card story. Anti money laundering laws only allow stores to sell $500 per gift card brand per person per day. I wonder if that was part of the issue.