9:30 AM and I’ve already given up on humanity for the day. New personal record.

They left it outside in the parking lot, where all of it—the T-shirts, the CDs, the patriotic posters—was stolen while the girls performed their act, Popick says.

cosplaying as a black woman

But according to its founder, Isis Brantley, homegirl is a real deal advocate. “She is a supporter,” Brantley told the Cut.

MAJOR SIDE EYE

I’m just so confused by her. “I’m so supportive that I’m going to stubbornly attend the event even though no one wants me there!”

This year? Dune, Hyperion, The Fall of Hyperion, The Water Knife, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Various PK Dick short stories. I am on a classic sci-fi tear.

I bet Trump already wants to build a wall or a dome or.....something...

William Butler Yeats was really into the occult and died 94 years ago. I’m not saying that it’s him but someone should poetically scan the signal and also it’s him.

An old roommate used to keep liquid antibacterial hand soap in the shower to wash off the bar soap before using it.

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.

“This story is populated by some of the least sympathetic people on earth”

I think the argument is more that Semenya should be competing against men instead of women. IIRC, she has internal testicles and is intersex.

Semenya has the word “semen” in it. Dead give away.

OOH!!! Good thinking....in her spare time, perhaps she could start a reality show.

Was Ivanka’s time on the apprentice an unpaid internship? I am sure that was a terrific learning experience

Also marry another real estate heir?

Throw in a taco bowl?

Modern pentathlon is an Olympic sport. It features show jumping and pistol shooting.