Guys, come on. If you just do what a cop tells you, you’ll be fine!

I SWEAR TO GOD AS SOON AS I SAW THE HEADLINE I KNEW IT WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL...I literally chuckled and said to myself “I bet it’s PVI”. Second time Jez has mentioned them too, glad everybody can see the bullshit I had to go through. I was in the Class of 2010, and a few of my friends were handed graduation attire…

Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment.

/swoons

When I first read the title “ Nonprofit with a no pregnancy...” , I was like; what kind of non profit would discriminate..., then I read United Bible Fellowship and was like oh

Well, of course they had to fire her. Pregnancies are contagious, after all.

“It’s difficult for a Republican running for president because the narrative that [Duggar] did a terrible thing who has repented and changed his life is central to any sort of Christian faith, and particularly central to the evangelical view of the world,” said Henry Olsen, senior fellow with the Ethics and Public…

I had to have transvaginal ultrasounds with my last loss and I found it kind of traumatic. I wonder if a wand up this guy’s ass against his will would just be a cool thing? I imagine this is particularly awesome for rape survivors. :|

Why is anybody surprised that this dummy would make rude comments? His name is Anthony SNIPES, after all.

Who wants to get a class action suit together against TLC for foisting the Duggars on the unsuspecting public? I’m sure an enterprising lawyer could come up with something and I could use a check for 37 cents.

Tiny, tiny little creepy weenie-hands; not as small as Ed Helms’ hands but pretty damn small. Men with hands that small creep me out.

Go to hell, you human potato.

his reaction: woohooo i am not going to jail, i am just misunderstood religions freak

Oh you bet Polish. I would like to see Jaden and Willow Smith as part of that group of fucking morons as well.

Yeah, seems like they didn’t count on Satan’s army (TMZ and In Touch) to uncover their mess. Bad Mistake.

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

I know of a fellow who constructs fake cow uteri for vet students to practice calving. If THAT exists, I guarantee there's such thing as a fake human vag for purposes such as these.

My ultrasound tech made me insert the wand myself. It was weird

Barbara Ball.

At what point does an adult look at an instructor and say “No, I’m not going to have things inserted into my vagina during a class at this Junior College?”