Do u think the dude that shot him in the face recognized him and that’s why he shot him?

They should keep an eye on him, makings of a serial killer.

You have a job and you’ve maximized your full potential? Salt meet wound.

This is the first time Behind Closed Ovens has made me almost weep with ‘my God, they’re not all assholes” joy.

I think his uncle got it right: he’s a loser. And he had a chip on his shoulder and a supremely shitty brother.

I’m so sick of this shitstain being talked about.

I was wondering (once again) this week what that headspace is like. The on where you convince yourself somehow that killing people for ideological reasons is justifiable or even heroic. Just don't get it, never will.

I don’t understand. She didn’t carry the baby and it’s not hers genetically either? And it’s not in her custody? Is that what’s happening?

It doesn't sound like your dad killed pets for sport and bragged about it in church.

Well that’s going to be a super awkward Thanksgiving.

So, his family can only vote for Hillary over his dead body?

Yeah, I’m sure each and every Muslim woman who wears hijab is making that decision without any pressure from family, culture, or religious leaders. Truly free!

Making bombs is bad.

You’re a better person than me. I hate teens. I just dress like one.

My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.

We flew on a combination of cash gifts and left over in-laws' Airmiles points and couldn't be too fussy about arrangements. On the return leg, we had to fly home to Canada separately.

Do these morons think that yoga studios are Hindu temples?

That is so stupid. I wish they taught yoga at more schools.

Sedlocks

Oh, I did. I knew I was going to be fired, so I made copies (both paper and digital) of everything so my claims wouldn't be just anecdotal.