Don't worry, they'll give it to a nice Christian family to care for it.

Right? They're acting like CNMs are Joe Schmos ordering certification from the Hospital of Happiness and Light off the internet. These are nurses trained in midwifery.

Unless your husband wants to, then you must obey your wifely duties!

Right, like the article about how people think about the growing costs of child-bearing: "If you can't afford a dog, don't get a dog; if you can't afford a kid, don't have kid!"

Having relations in AL I can honestly see why they'd need a lot of gastric-bypass, diabetes, and cancer facilities.

I was going to say "and the shame of it is our governor is a licensed physician", but then I remembered Bentley's only a dermatologist.

Late word - Alabama has just re-re-written the law to advise that births may only happen in mangers and the mother must prove virginity.

If You're Giving Birth in Alabama, Better Be Ready for a Long Car Ride.

Hey awesome! Fewest hospitals in the state mostly known for incest babies

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

Stanley Tucci announced the birth of his son with wife Felicity Blunt (Emily Blunt's sister!)

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

But are you allergic to crunchy?

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

My first take was the is the most public passive aggressive neg that I have ever witnessed. Geeze lady, that is some dirty laundry you're waiving around. I wouldn't talk to you either.

I believe the term is "emotional incest" and it's just as gross and terrible as it sounds.

"They accuse me of being a terrible person, but won't elaborate about exactly what I've done. Well, sometimes they do, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me."

I want the pastries at the grocery store covered up with a blanket. I shouldn't have to cope with such temptation. Even when I resist, the sight of them leads me to be gluttonous in my heart.