It's a good thing, then, that a Christian woman decided to read her Bible and discover that it said the opposite of what she believed. Imagine that.
"ALSO, THE KID'S NAME IS LITERALLY MALARKEY"
No one thought to check his facts? His name is basically Alex Liar Liar Pants on Fire....
But there's still a Valhalla, right? Because if I'm not going to die a valiant death escorted into the afterlife by Valkyries, then my whole life has been a lie.
I heard it was more her being pissed at being paid so much less, and his insistence that the show leave Canada after he got married and wanted to live in LA. I'd be pissed too.
didn't not get along
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.
Can Younker sue Vinson?
<Cries into a thermos monogrammed K.D.*> That was beautiful.
Kitchenette's new tag line should be "GLUTEN... IT'S CARCASS FREE!"
You'd think we'd be sick of all this. You'd think. But no.
I bet you make monogrammed thermoses for a living.
Is the ranch dressing served in a monogrammed coffee thermos by an aggressive Italian waiter who wants to eat all your bread unless the Russian patriarch can save it first?
I used to work at an "Italian" restaurant which I won't name—rhymes with "Shmolive Garden"
First thing I thought of:
Early this morning, AirAsia flight QZ8501 went missing from radar en route to Singapore. The plane lost contact…
You somehow overlooked that Mohammad guy. He wasn't exactly a hippie...
ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE!!!!
Best.