You can always phrase it, “With all due respect Your Honor, go fuck yourself.”

FYI - DMAFF has just announced on their FB page that Good English (and Leslie Rasmussen) has been removed from DMAFF’s upcoming festival!

Perhaps Good English (an ironic name for a band, considering Rasmussen makes the “Twilight” series author look good) will have a new song about rape-rape at the DMAFF in September. You know, the REAL kind of rape, not the “20 minutes of action” kind of rape. I wonder where Turner Sr. got the “20 minutes” from? Did his…

And Hillary is anti-job, since Larry David would have full employment for the entire length of Bernie’s presidency.

I used to dismiss Margaret Atwood’s comment about women being afraid men will kill them; methinks she was all too right.

Ah, the joys of working from home: 3 years and counting of wearing comfy over-sized t-shirts, bare feet, and no make-up.

So much for “zealous representation” of your client.

Patti LuPone was wonderful as the Cut-Wife last season, and I was sad when her role ended. So glad to see her back this season.

I know what you mean - her beauty is such that you can’t take your eyes off her.

Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in “Mommy Dearest,” blew me away! She was better at being Crawford than Crawford was!!

Green beans!

Trump replied, “the answer is no.”

Depression? Who wouldn’t be depressed when they finally wake up and realize they have married a Lizard Person? How can she stand to have him touch her? My skin crawls just looking at him.

Says Cruz, “But you mean it’s great, right?”

No surprise there - you’re just substituting one addiction for another. George Bush did the same thing: another drunk who loves Jesus.

Educated? Perhaps. Clueless? Definitely!

Frankly, if I had been Jessie, I probably would have told Sam to stay in the house, and we would come back later to get him, maybe.

Thank you! I really need this today.

I thought Hell was having to listen to Candance Cameron Bure drone on and and on about how women need to submit to their husbands.

“According to several classmates, none of whom were firsthand witnesses, Cruz was said to have run the wrong way and was later seen naked and banging against the window of a locked dorm in an attempt to gain entrance.”