Why don’t Ted Cruz’s clothes fit? Because they were made for humans, not lizard-people.

I know of other another scam, but people are falling for it.

My last job came with a 30-minute lunch break, but no one told me that we weren’t supposed to take it! The office had no lunch room or frig, so bringing a lunch wasn’t an option. Taking a walk wasn’t an option, since the building was located on the service road next to an interstate. So for the first month, I sat in…

Lindy, While I will admit I enjoy watching “Love, Actually,” I ab-so-fuckin-lute-ly LOVE your in-depth analysis. One thing I wished you would have included: how creepy best-friend stalking psychopath is now “The Walking Dead’s” Rick, and this role is somehow prescient of him running around for 6 seasons yelling,…

What else would expect from a woman who is married to former Oakland County prosecutor, David Gorcyca, who was found personally liable for a $1-million judgment against him in a defamation lawsuit filed by a couple he unsuccessfully prosecuted.

I just want to know who her father is.

And why does he always look like his skin is coated with some oily substance.

I remember that so well - the guest was a psychiatrist. A friend and I were listening to that particular show as we were driving, and when the guest’s cell phone went off the first time, we looked at each other, completely askance. Then when the phone went off a second time, we both started laughing nervously because…

Sounds like something the crazy little girl Carol killed a couple seasons ago would have said.

I read the NYT Magazine article a couple weeks ago, and there is no doubt in my mind Anna Stubblefield is as crazy as they come.

Actually, there is a old episode of Law & Order about FC.

“simultaneously offering $4 margaritas and $2 tacos. Those were dark times.”

KD’s Crazy Christian Church believes Catholic NOT to be Christian, and that the Pope is cousin to the Devil. So why would she meet with him?

Is it okay to hate her because of that god-awful hair?

Guidance counselor in an elementary school: a loser who went to a mediocre community college, who likes her job because she’s finally smarter than someone else!

I sent a new world’s record last night for the most times the word “Fuck” was said during a Presidential debate.

I always hated working Sunday day shifts, because we got the “after church crowd,” who are without a doubt the cheapest, neediest, self-righteous bunch of hypocrites.

Make that a HUGE makeover!

“but adultery, THIS is where they draw the line.” Actually, I think it’s being caught is where the line is drawn.

The depths of their shallowness is astounding.