Knives Out is the funniest movies I’ve seen in a while — and for once they didn’t give away all the best moments in the trailer. Also, who knew Daniel Craig could do deadpan humor so well?

I give you permission to tap out of this shitshow and go eat at Denny’s. Life is too short for that kind of soul sucking bullshit. Run, run away.

Was anybody else’s week long? Mine felt like it lasted for three months.

I don’t know, to the best of my knowledge, a man named Michael Esposito...I don’t like him using my name to build his consulting company, or whatever. Please advise his clients and Administration officials accordingly.

If he didn’t want to be groped, he shouldn’t have been wearing that hat.

I lost my husband eight months ago, after a 15 month battle with pancreatic cancer. Now, the last thing I want to think about is cooking. However, since I have a 12 year old, I have to feed her. So not only do I have to do something I have no desire to do (half of the time I have little to no appetite) but it is also…

Stop?

The Pleasures of Cooking for One by Judith Jones is a lovely cookbook that helped me deal with cooking for myself after a loss that involved myself in the joy of food and not just the motions of mealtime. It took a long time to reclaim spaces that were shared with the person I lost, like restaurants and favorite bars,…

I’m going to assume (and hope) that the reason you can post this is that times are better for you now.

I'm 44 now. Any day now.

“The hardest part is mealtime”. Well, they’re sure as hell not wrong.

These are always the most heartbreaking things to me when hearing about someone losing a loved one. It’s not always the fact that they won’t be there for major life events, it’s just that you end up being so ingrained in each other’s lives that things like cooking for one can seem so daunting.

Had a pretty rough week. As of yesterday I’ve officially been alcohol-free for one month but it’s really frustrating how being sober makes a lot of your other issues come to the forefront. I was able to see my therapist yesterday and while it certainly was helpful it made me realize how much I need to work on myself.…

I’m an elderly millenial, but please, let me have a boomer moment here:

“the hostile media & Democrat partners,”

When I was 8 years old, my dad took me to see John Smoltz (Hall-of-Fame Atlanta Braves Pitcher) speak at a father/son breakfast at our church. After Smoltz did his bit, he took some time to sign some autographs. We were watching all these shitty kids and their equally ill-mannered fathers jostle each other and shove…

My grandpa: “Don’t learn how to do something that you don’t want to have to do.”

I don’t understand much about twitter or how page traffic work so I’m actually glad that the tweets get rounded up and posted in such a way that I can make a decision whether or not to read them (I do read them, and it’s the wrong decision but I keep making it) without me making a footprint on his twitter page. 

“not like Warren isn’t going to win there anyway...”