I’m proud of the creative signs that the U.S. protesters have come up with over the past couple (ugh) of years, but Trumpbaby and those uniforms and that last picture are really inspiring. A round of applause from across the pond, here.

If it takes losing the White House to a giant sinkhole to get rid of this administration...

How does he stay pale up into his eyebrows, though? Is he wearing actual sunglasses in the tanning bed?

It looks like ‘Scarborough’ to me. Hm.

Agree... I once tried to pressure a friend in college and tipsy me was very disappointed that they kept saying no, but sober me was hugely embarrassed and apologetic the next day.

Can someone explain to me this “good (great) ___!” thing? Is it a subtext thing? A not-quite-hashtag thing?

I had to go google that commercial and I AGREE. I also very much enjoy his reading of the Star Trek... credo? Monologue? What is that called? “Space, the Final Frontier...”

Let’s say these were true... imagine all the follow-up questions Mueller would hypothetically have. So many follow-up questions. So many details.

Mexican wedding cookies! One tip: roll them once in powdered sugar when they’re still warm, so it sticks to the cookie, then again when they’re cool. The double layer helps prevent all the sugar from getting knocked off if you’re transporting them.

Hooray! Celebrating over here on your behalf with late-night wine and pasta.

You just know he’s thinking he’s doing the Blue Steel pose in this shot.

YES that creeps me out too. I hate the grating as much as anyone in this thread but when he gets all breathy is really when I feel like I need to pour bleach into my ear canals.

Productivity would drop like an anchor across the entire nation. We’d be at a complete standstill. I’m in.

...of course he did. Telling the truth is probably physically excruciating for him.

Quick vetting of not one but two! dates, and then home to sweats. Hell yeah! Thanks for the update.

Trump derangement syndrome is a bitch, honestly. But no, you should try to get blood work done and your thyroid checked. At least that way you’ll know if something’s out of whack, and you can decide how you want to treat it with or without a doctor.

I think of a date as the cost of figuring out whether you’d enjoy spending time with this person when you are both wearing sweats and staying inside. The sooner you can made that decision, the closer you are to the sweats... that’s how it works, right?

Trump doesn’t seem to understand this, and that is totally fine. Keep tweeting and speaking out loud, Mr. Prez.

What makes me crazy(ier) is that no one would greenlight it as a TV show or movie... it’s too bananas. Future documentaries are not going to have to use the ‘based on real events’ disclaimer.

Good. In reading your other posts it sounds like she’s got a lot of shit to deal with, but none of that is shit YOU should have to deal with.