Steals your alcohol?!?! Oh, rage. I hope that end date is soon, and then you can restock as much as you want after she’s gone.

I feel you on pretty much all of that :( What I hate the most is that comfort food is SO satisfying, and healthy food just doesn’t compare. I know it’s all about sugars and carbs and butter being addictive to your brain, but that doesn’t make it any easier to avoid them...

There’s no paper to print a flowchart that size, that’s for sure. Imagine the brainstorming sessions his team has probably had! I hope they spiked their coffees and spent a weekend going wild thinking up the craziest shit they could.

One of the few things that warms my heart in this whole sloppy mess is the idea that Mueller has plotted out every single move Trump could make, in like Excel or something. And each time Trump tweets, Mueller just chuckles to himself and crosses out a few boxes in his spreadsheet.

I’m so sorry for your loss. Losing your partner suddenly at such a young age sucks hard. And it takes so, so long to start feeling like anything makes sense again. Let yourself go through all the emotions when you need to, even if it means crying in the middle of Target.

I’m so, so sorry.

Con Air, YES. So bad it’s good. There’s a lot of recognizable faces in there, and also Nicholas Cage’s terrible wig and southern drawl.

Ha - thank you! Yours is pretty great as well.

Jesus. Very glad you’re safe. That is terrifying.

Living alone can have its lonely moments, but man, having control over your environment is worth it 99% of the time. Especially when you can come home and decompress all by yourself, in your own space, during crazy weeks like the one you just had.

I had no idea. That makes it so much worse.

I know we all go through that awkward puberty/teen stage, but my god.

That gif makes my head hurt, but it is scarily accurate. “THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON TWITTER!”

I did Invisalign and it worked well - I think you do have to wear both top and bottom trays so that your teeth don’t get pushed out of alignment by just wearing one tray. Plus your orthodontist might spot a few teeth that need to be straightened on the top. I was fine with a little crookedness, but my doctor wanted to…

Scrolled right down to the comments to see if anyone would make note of this; am not disappointed. Thank you.

Completely, totally punchable.... theoretically, of course. But the only word I can think of when I see his stupid face is ‘smarmy.’ 

I can absolutely relate to fatigue, anxiety, and impostor syndrome. It’s a vicious trio. Are you able to take some time off, or disconnect in some way that might recharge your batteries to help you produce new work? (Like, less traveling or even a brief sabbatical of some sort?)

They already have barrier fences for events and things (like the Fourth of July fireworks), but they must have had some personnel stay on to try to keep people off the Mall. The metal fences weren’t exactly solid deterrents - I think at one point a large group of veterans just moved them and went to the WWII memorial…

Oh, good. Thanks! Well now that that’s sorted... time to go figure out how to convince el presidente that Taco Tide Bowls are really a thing.

I’m so sorry. Sending strength and heartfelt condolences to you across the internet.