Dick! That was my joke!

That is a far too reasonable comment advocating a far too reasonable approach to addressing the problem. You must be in the wrong place, but please stick around.

I see your point, bro. Banning cocaine and heroin has worked well - we don’t have any drug problems now. Banning alcohol during prohibition put an end to alcoholism. Tens of thousands of young women in the US are free from sexual enslavement thanks to our ban on prostitution. Banning firearms is sure to put acts of…

Same city OK’d Allah on side of city buses.

Well, nobody cares except for every straight male.

Its OK....how else would he find the time to meet a younger beetle with bigger tits?

Who better to judge talent than someone who chose to date the worst Laker?

Easy, chief. Nobody is claiming gun violence isn’t a problem. Absolutely claiming that banning firearms isn’t the solution.

Statistically, I wonder which potential immigrant to the US might be more likely to support zero rights for women, and want to kill LGBT’s: a randomly selected immigrant from South Korea or China, or a Wahhabist from anywhere in the middle east?

Do it, Tomato. I want to see all the nasty things you order on Pay-Per-View.

Hamilton Nolan dreams about that every day, when he’s not whining about how the world is unfair.

There is a wide, wide world beyond the screen you’re staring into right now. Terrorism is a global phenomenon, and people are dying as a result literally every day. You could take the initiative to educate yourself, but that might cut into the quality time you’re spending Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Um...have you read even one of the comments in this thread? Every single one of them advocates banning guns.

This approach has produced fantastic results when applied to drugs. I’m sure it will work equally as well here.

This abhorrent behavior has precisely zero to do with US support for Qatar, and 100% to do with Wahhabism.

So, you’re advocating a War On Guns, sure to be as effective as the War On Drugs.

We tend to just use their occupations for the first few weeks. “The fucking dentist,” “the sales guy from Minnesota” or “chicken enthusiast.”

The drunk misognyist with great abs. You know, the one who totally respects women

“Dude” and “Bro” are the only two names you need to remember. If you’re feeling ambitious, through “Guy” in there as well.

That’s more than all the trans public school students in NC. As such, this is certain to attract the attention of every media outlet for weeks.