There was once a shit poster on Oppo
Who liked to drive in snow
They went for a drift and tried a Scandinavian flick
But ended up in the ditch
When they tried to egress they were told not to stress
As Dale and Ayrton reached for their hand 

Rory, is this what you want Jalopnik to be? I know that there are still some very talented writers here, who are passionate about the automotive world. It would be nice to see more of them, and less of... This. I don’t like responding to hate with more hate, but if I came across Jalopnik as a new reader and read a…

Wow.

This is an incredibly salty take and in very poor taste considering the Glick has been a friend to Jalopnik for years.

There goes professionalism. Sad to see this website have to find trivial reasons to criticise a racing effort just to try and bait the owner into getting into a click generating argument. This is some stupid-ass piece, not even journalism, really, as that’s been done by Autosport and just repeated here with a “hot…

Not just hateful but hostile 

Man, Jim has been around these parts longer than you have, and always been a good dude to talk to. Why are you always interested in the hate train?

Interesting way to psych him out.

(Am I at fault?)

Old man strength is a real thing.

“There’s a 60+ year old 150 lb dude RIGHT there.”

I still think aggressively spitting on someone during a pandemic should count as felony aggravated assault.

Kia: “Mom can I have—”

*Lotus* stopped selling the Elise here because they couldn’t meet safety reqs, and it was actually important to them, and that was years ago.

You’re more-or-less describing the Hennessey Venom GT.

1994 Dodge Ram. Led the the oversized tractor-trailer-wanna styling that has made pickups larger than they need to be, higher than they need to be, and more dangerous to everyone around them than they need to be.

I’M JUST HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO EMAIL ALERTS ON STORIES LIKE “ECONOMY OF EGYPT” and “RED SEA”.

This GIF is wonderful. Long enough for me to get an idea of what’s going on, form an idea about how it’s going to go sideways, and then be amused when my guess was wrong. I really got the full three-act experience in about four seconds.