So, what you’re saying is, I should become HighAndTight’s agent?

Given that far too many “musicians” are currently making bank off of “remaking” songs from decades ago by marginally changing the beat pattern (I shit you not, I’ve heard remakes of both “All Night Long,” and “Last Resort” at my gym over the last couple of months), I’m gonna call this one square.

I’m gonna just hang up my professor’s hat right now, because god damn, that’s better than anything I’ve produced in years.

announced in early November, then unannounced two days later, and finally un-unannounced after that

Do we have any idea how much Mayweather got for this fight? Because this is the equivalent of someone signing autographs at the fuckin’ car show, and I need to know how much he made so that I can stew about it. 

You dont use FB and other social media because you dont want AI constructed porn of you being made? That's a new one.

FYI (for those who care): Land based ICBMs would not typically be launched for offensive (first strike) purposes. They can take up to a half-hour to reach their target, which provides plenty of time for a retaliatory strike, nuclear or conventional, from the defending state.

give the Browns fans every bit of happiness that they deserve.

Mayfield: “Who?”

Yes, people are that paralyzed by action. I've been beaten up by a guy on drugs having a psychotic break (or something) at 2:00 on a Sunday afternoon on a major street corner in front of 30 witnesses. Nobody stepped in; only three people called the cops. A friend was murdered not ten days ago, beaten to death by…

The problem is, the way she says it happened seems implausible. She taps his shoulder and he spins around and punches her? Nothing said? He doesn't know her because she said she didn't say anything to him, but told someone else who did nothing. Then she says confronted him and asked him to stop. Obviously she…

Even if their individual stories seem off, there have been multiple accounts from witnesses at the party for years that line up much closer to her account of what happened.

does nobody else think that both stories seem off? Even if he is a douche why would he out of no where repeatedly attack a woman for no reason. Like I don't believe it was as saintly as he says and that elevator snap was all the proof I need of his douchedom. Where was everyone at the dance? Like why we're they not…

I agree. I didn't see any reveling. I think what makes this a fascinating topic is the fact that the Lisa Frank brand should have blown up in the digital age. Lisa Frank products easily could have been translated into a digital cartoon, apps, games... so many things. The company had to have been spectacularly…

I recently worked at Lisa Frank (yes, it's still up and running) and was, initially, so excited. I'm young, so getting a job with a "big name company" seemed like a god send. "Rainbow Gulag" couldn't be more true. First, there were three creative staff, two digital librarians, a woman who worked with product, and…

I wouldn't call it reveling in a woman's downfall at all. I find it more telling that that was what your take on the matter was.

I read it top to bottom and the whole time was waiting for some snarky bullshit but instead what I got was... Wait for it... JOURNALISM! Oh my god. It felt so good. If my tear ducts weren't so swollen right now, I'd cry. Loved every minute of the read.

I want more articles like this. To be honest, I was a bit too tired to read all of it, but it seemed well-written, and not all "teehee, I'm snarky!" like Dirtbag/other stuff can be. It's amusing sometimes, but a lot of it is eyeroll-worthy.

This was brilliantly written. Bets on how long until Tracie is headhunted from Jezebel? This was probably one of the best researched and articulated stories I've read on here and that's being said by someone who has been reading Jez since its beginnings.