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"The Facebook"

oddly scrotum shaped...probably due to the many close-up's of balls he receives in the face regularly as a "bad bitch". Draw on you crazy diamond.

That's an incredibly well executed smiley face.

On the other side of her body, this same woman has a "V" tattooed in the same location.

Comparing his current predicament to the latitude he got from the cops in Florida, no wonder Aaron prefers things be college ruled.

Norman Rockwell must be proud.

I don't know whether this drawing helps or hurts Hernandez's case, but I think it proves he cannot lie.

Further proof that the Patriots are worthless when they can't rely on videotape.

i like how he says at the end "PS please keep this private i know you will"

Uh, I actually think that is a diagram of what Gronk's knee looks like now.

Aaron Hernandez: I'm going to hell, oh well, smiley face! Hello hell, smiley face!

Soon...

Did you know that Aaron Hernandez used to play football?!?!?!?!?! AND HE WAS PRETTY GOOD AT IT!!!!

I don't care if I'm late to this, I've been laughing for over 5 minutes and I can't stop to explain it to those I work with. With no exaggeration, this is the greatest comment ever, anywhere, and I will steal it someday

You had me at "definitely not a cop"

A great way to come on the heels of something is to visit Imelda Marcos with some lube and a pair of sunglasses.

Dear Aaron,