You gotta love a dumb bitch. He promises pointe shoes (whatever the fuck that is) for sexy time and she happily goes to his house. Then she goes back three more times for more sexy time. Then he “assaults” her with a sex toy and she goes back for more for another 8 fucking years!

No, shi’ite. 

#FuckFuckJerry already stole this idea

Cpl. Wilbert Rundles, a Gwinnett County police spokesperson.

He thought he’d make a quick buck selling tickets to the big game.

Looking forward to the competing Netflix and Hulu documentaries in 2021.

Gwinnet County, Georgia investigators are giving Ketan Shah until Sunday to give his side of a story that currently has him accused of swindling almost a dozen people out of over $750,000 in a Super Bowl tickets scam that has been going for months

Nearly as bad as getting conned by Vincent Adultman

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: MAKE FREE SUPRBOWL TIXX

Not really challenging anything you say, but taking bets on the second place bracket: In Living Color was the one true contender, in all the years SNL has been on the air. It didn’t have the staying power, but it had its own energy beyond most throw-a-bunch-of-comedians-at-a-wall sketch shows, and it did have the…

So this guy is on the run? That must make him the Shah of Iran.

Truthfully I think SNL is worth legitimate study as almost its own unique example of television, stage and film craft. Everything I’ve heard over the years leaves me more and more in sheer awe that week after week they manage to pull off a show at all.

I mean think about it: week after week...you have writers…

Sup

Foot down and grind the mountain until it submits.

You had me thinking for a few seconds.But the answer is the winch.That’s always the ultimate solution :-)

In that mud nobody would be able to see you after 15 minutes. They were seriously at risk of adding more equipment to the grave. Every flag officer on post with access to a helicopter was out for a look. A royal clusterfuck.

The tracks were covered when the “recovery” started, they gave up when the driver’s hatch filled with mud. Almost lost a backhoe too.

Give me a shovel, a case of Red Bull and a bill of sale and I’ll have that fuckin’ tank out in 24 hours.

Well that was a rabbit hole I didn’t need

Well, I certainly didn’t have 19 minutes to watch Truck Trials, but here I am and there they went. Thanks Erik.