I’m gay but show us your tits!!!!! :-D

Oh my fucking God, the original commenter did nothing of the sort. Fucking Christ, be something better than a clown.

You’re wrong.

Which would be OK and fine, except you think you’re right. And boom, right there: the genesis of almost all man-made problems in the world. You think you’re right.

Nobody, NOBODY, agrees with you. What an insanely idiotic comment. Jesus, you’re garbage.

Becaude the metric system is for terrorist lesbian demons. Next question?

It’s not up to you to decide when the conversation is over, and there seems to be wide agreement here that you’re being the troll.

^^^^^^ I lol'd.

WHY??????

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.” — Yoda, nodding sagely in agreement.

“Obviously Bill is human garbage.”

It’s not the “Bill is human garbage” part that makes Jezebel the laughingstock clown car of the internet. It’s the “Obviously” part. Jezebel-style feminism: tolerant, open-minded, welcoming, fundamentally dedicated to social liberalism oh and by the way only we are right about…

Oh, this is good Deadspin. ^^^^^

That was amazing lol.

Every person in that pic is a woman. Even more relevantly, every person in that pic appears to be black. Including that fact in the headline would be, well, factual. Not including it...sigh.

Jezebel.com is one of the worst things to happen to the femenist movement in my lifetime. Feminism used to be something I wholly…

Hmmm. I’m trying to think of a possible solution to your wondering that. Hey I know what: try watching it yourself. Then what you indicate as your pathologically limited sense of imagination and creativity wouldn’t be a problem here. You won’t have to “imagine” what makes SVU so great, you can just see for yourself.

For…

^^^THIS is an excellent idea.

This story fucking sickened me. I am very, very relieved and happy for you that things are now working out. You are an intelligent person and are also very lucky to have such smart, caring, intelligent friends at the ready. You ALL made the right decision.

I don’t where babies come from or how to Google, but I’m at least half-sure there’s no way it could have been THAT long ago. ‘68???? I would have guessed ‘88, honestly. I wonder if babies come from Google?

No, you’re wrong. I know a lot of white people. Trust me on this one.

The greying system in and of itself is bullshit. I say this as a slam against Denton and Gawker Media in general and the apeshit harpies at Jezebel in particular, but not at Black Flag or Jalopnik in particular. I barely ever comment here and expect to be greyed here, and I’m simultaneously perfectly OK with that…

^^^^ this. All of this.