Pretty bangable. 8/10 would. He can fiddle around with his little watch toy thingie while I do the work.

You are a fool, and also a dumb person.

Oh my God. +1

He’s massively bangable.

That’ll enough of that well-written and factually accurate commenting shit out of you, sir or ma’am. This is Kinja. Move along.

He’s hot af, sexually speaking.

You asked, and there is my say-something-nice for the day.

You make good points (seriously) which would be even better if you mastered basic sentence structure.

^^ this. Thank you.

Oh my God. Go iron something, clown.

I do, so link please?

Your name IRL wouldn’t happen to be Jill or Tracy, would it??? Upstate NY????????? :-D

You’re a fucking trashy idiot, and the fact that this comment is the top one is peak Jezebel.

Literally nobody else in the world likes you fucking bitches. Oh my fucking God.

Ex-fucking-actly.

You got me all hot with bothered with your first sentence before the parentheses. :(

Gay man here (shhhhhhhhhhhh, nobody knows). You’re both wrong, and disgusting. Ewwwwwwwwwww wtf.

What....what happened here...WAS HER SOUP COLD????????

THAT’S WHAT I SAID!

They have to cough up the $50M bond now, though. Oops. Hi Dad, just calling to see how things are going with you and mom.....oh fine, fine, just calling to say hi.....hey actually I wanted to ask you a favor....

Speaking of which, could somebody link me to Gawker’s story on the verdict???

I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................can’t find it????

This was fucking hysterical.