Fancy actually fucking reading the article first to see if such a thing has been discussed or already even happened.

WHYYYYYYYY do people who regularly read Jezebel wonder why this site is such a fucking national punchline? Fucking bunch of circle jerking lightweights.

“it gives me no pleasure to report that the New York Daily News published a story on the fact that...”

This post went up at 6:00PM Sunday night, 24 full hours after the NYDN article became the talk of the nation. You didn’t report anything. Keep being a punchline, Jezebel.

Oh maaaaaaaan, Wilson’s Leather!!! That was my second-ever job, when I was 17, after I had resigned from McDonald’s. Uhm, long story. Ends badly. Heh.

Too long; didn’t read. I would fuck the shit out of Josh Duggar. I think he’s insanely hot.

I get her. I don’t agree with her, but I get her. I too belong to a minority and very often piss people off because I don’t always say and think the things everybody who belongs to my minority group is supposed to say and think. And there does not exisit a fuck in the universe that I give if anybody has a problem with…

There is a certain point past which the only rational and helpful thing to do is blame the victim. The poster could have fucking made a decision not to take that shit at a million billion different junctures but did not make that choice. Motherfucking treat yourself with some respect prior to expecting it from others.

Wow. 23 stars so far. Listen to me: no matter how many stars your comment eventually gets, you’re a pieced of shit. And with a mentality that toxic, your chances of ever landing a healthy honest relationship are only going to rapidly worsen. They’re already as shitty and ugly and hopeless as your personality. You gave…

I really doubt you have the experience or education to make that grand and sweeping a statement.

Nobody — not you, and I can assure you not me — needs to defend what they find interesting. You don’t get why somebody finds something interesting that you don’t? THAT is something that is not interesting. At all.

I lol’d longtime at this. Thank you, seriously.

MMMMMMMMMM YASSSSSS QUEEN fucking goat barf

Meth.

ALL THE DAYS????????

Actually, it’s OK to hate this scumbag for his Cosby defense alone.

Ten fucking dollars an hour. TEN FUCKING DOLLARS AN HOUR.

Fuck Kanye West. FUCK KANYE WEST. And fuck you, America — YOU MADE HIM A HERO. Find better fucking heroes.

Scumbag.

This column used to be funny.

Oh, and by “used to be”? I mean like just a month or two ago. Right up until then, this shit was the funniest shit on all of Gawker Media. It was Caity Weaver levels of four-martini-lunch WTF hysterically funny, every single week.

Now? Now it’s the same humor levels as the rest of Jezebel. T…

CHEERS WILDLY FOR THIS COMMENT.

I didn’t read past the first two or three words. Be silent, hipster clown. This is for the grown-ups to discuss, not your kind.

I never defended Trump. That’s a bald-faced provable lie. You are a liar, and your friend in this thread is a typical particular breed of bitch — you’ll find them among both liberals and conservatives — who calls anybody who disagrees with them “trolls.” You have no seat at the grown-ups table, where decisions…

Uhm. Notice the word “gay” in my username? Yeah. 2-time Obama voter. You are royally fucking stupid af.