You didn’t do too well with the while basic writing skills in junior high school thing, did you? It kinda shows.

There you are!!!! I’ve been looking for you my entire life, the anonymous person who doesn’t know me but has the total power and ability to judge my worth as a human being based just on what websites I surf at lunchtime, never mind the fact that you’re on the same site. Oh man, I’m so relieved!!!! Now that I’ve found…

Why no, actually. You may not censor the fucking internet. Nobody and nothing has given you that power. But don’t despair — you DO have the power to determine what YOU choose to do on the internet, and nobody and nothing can take that away.

Ditto.

I like you.

“Mmmmmmmmmm.” — Yoda, agreeing with you.

Do the kids these days still say “plus one”? Kidz? Is that still a thing? Thang? Asking for my, uhh, grandpa.

That’s because three minutes worth of reading does not intimidate nor upset you, unlike some people apparently. Heh.

No, it was not way too long. 99% chance you’re just way too stupid if a piece of writing like that is “too long.” You’re dumb and just let the world know that fact.

Because history has shown what failures nerdy kids grow up to be. Can’t think of any possible industries they might thrive in. Are you from Florida? :-)

Let’s. It’s. If you had learned to read books as a kid, you would have known that.

Wat?

Hmmm. I’m amused!

Lol shut up.

Heh, there are no meds to cure the stupid (or illiteracy) this guy has.

No, actually, you’re the asshole here. Worse than Nazis? Way to void yourself and your side of any credibility. You may sit at the kids’ table at Thanksgiving.

Also, you’re half-literate. Doubt you could type a sentence in grammatical English if a gun was at your head. Go outside and play, child.

I hate TMZ with every fiber of my being and I adore Deadspin, but this story is over 24 hours old. Come on.

Oh dear. The first pic in Images. Oh my.

Immediately Googles “nose cancer.” Before breakfast.

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