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Best. Jezebel. Article. Ever.

You are a national treasure to Gawker Media. Caity Weaver who???

Get raped. Now.

Free. Fucking. Speech.

Back to motherfucking 1st grade social studies with you.

You know what would do you a world of good? Not drugs, but bucketfuls of dicks to suck. I bet you think I mean that metaphorically.

Wow. Do you Jezebel commenters ever wonder why you have the worst reputation on the internet? Is that trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube for you guys?

Nasty, pricking, bitter pieces of shit. Not really the writers. I come to Jezebel because, and yeah it was to my surprise, a lot of the writing is great. But you fucking…

Fuck you. There’s room on the internet for both this article AND you. I can tell you which I enjoyed more, if you’re curious. Fuck off.

Yeah actually, how does that work?

You spelled “bangable” wrong. Yes spelling counts, even on the internet!

Shut up, he’s cute! I’ll rehab him myself. :-D

Correct on all counts; still spelled wrong.

You mean Gawker Media in general. Easy answer: that’s who writes it. Next please.

Oh, I’ll bukkake you with “something”, Drew. Hooo boy, will I!!!! Hubba bubba! Swooooooooooooon. You and Sam Biddle both! Great, now I’m erect at work. Fuck.

A billion times yes. I’ve violently fapped to that, drugged and sober. Message me for more deets.

Garbage teacher, churning out garbage students.

That’s no excuse. Even if it’s commonly thought, it’s bullshit. Write like a literate adult, all of the time. Set a good example for kids. Stop stooping to the lowest common denominator.

#1 sign of an asshole, for me at least, is anybody who excuses their shit half-literate tween-text writing with “it’s just the…

It works well enough for me to type in standard, literate, adult English. Yourself?

Uhm...........................what? No.

“Thank you, yes we’d love to!”
“Thank you so much for your generous offer. Unfortunately we have prior commitments but we really appreciate your kindness. Go Diamonbacks!”

If all they wanted to do was the minimal response necessary in the name of good manners, either one of the above would have been fine. They **chose**…

You’re the only one assuming and saying that they do. Nobody else, including them. Where you saw coercion, there actually was just choice. Damn, paranoid mindset much?