I’m genuinely stunned and impressed. Good people. Savvy too, and that’s ok. You can be both.

What the whole actual entire fuck THIS IS AWESOME!

This is the only shit on all of Jezebel worth reading. I live for Wednesday afternoons now, not even kidding. This is Deadspin level hilarious.

It’s hard to feel moved when I’m giggling at delicate earnest histrionic lady trolls on Jezebel. “National tragedy.” “#kellyonmymind.” Go knit a shawl and plan your next cat purchase, let the menfolk talk about important shit by ourselves please.

Lol. No.

I see you wrote this comment in June 2013. Have you managed to stumble across The Google yet? It’s great. Makes you not look dumb forever.

And what if I say your “supposed to” can go fuck itself and decide to go off rez and buy you a thoughtful exquisite expensive impractical gift? What are you going to do? Call the police?

Supposed to. “Supposed to.” Color inside those lines, baby doll.

This woman is my new national hero. Fuck wedding culture. It’s out of control. The more you stress and sweat and crave and demand and spend on one day, the less I doubt you care much about the marriage itself.

Friends’, not friends. Jesus fucking Christ, we’re talking about the GODDAMN HEADLINE. No joke, no snark here, just genuine fucking disgust. Hire writers that can successfully write at a third grade level. Can’t find any? Well, apparently I would be in your 90th percentile so make me an offer.

So sit down.

BEST. GAWKER. ARTICLE. EVER. Holy shit I lol'd.

Wasn’t there some other amazing book about Skunk Works that came out maybe 5 years ago? I mean I know there was because I read it, just can’t recall the title & surprised not to see it mentioned here.

:-D !!!!!

Jesus fucking Christ lady, seriously? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tyga

You know, comment threads are supposed to be for interesting, funny and/or thoughtful comments. Not for basic research.

It’s an open secret. That you’re late to the party doesn’t mean the party just started when you got here.

Do I have to read this whole thing? I’d rather masturbate.

Hmmm. Unprovoked, utterly and completely off topic and inexplicably angry. Huh. Weird.

I’m trying to feel insulted but all I come up with is passing bemusement. Sorry about that! At least you tried, I guess. I’m sure you’re good at other things!

Violence?????????

You’ve never seen a drive-thru bank? Seriously?