How come nobody ever stars your comments? It’s because you’re a desperate friendless idiot that can’t write or make friends. Here, have some dick rape!

Ostensibly. Please tighten up your writing.

Oh, THAT’S what kind of retard you are!!! You’re a gamer!!! You’ve never had consensual sex in your entire life, have you?

No WONDER you rant on and on on real-world Gawker threads about fighting injustice and bullshit like you’re actually past the point of distinguishing the real world from fantasy anymore. You…

Quick what was the last living organism to touch your sex organs? Was it a human? Was it one of your pets? :-D

Being gay also, if I had the time and cash I actually would check it out someday — but only because I have a weird bucket list of fucked up places I want to see for myself someday. Paraguay and Dachau got checked off; North Korea and the UAE and the no-go zone in Papua New Guinea await!

How much does gay sex with your anus cost? :-)

I’m not trying to get into English teacher cosplay, but that was really awesomely written.

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Did your dad kick your mom in the cunt when you were coming out?

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Why don’t you just type like a grown up, so you can get respected like one?

Dude, you’re on Gawker Media. Stop being sensible and suggesting easy, logical, common sense strategies.

God, Magary’s hot. Fuck. FUCK.