Well gee, can you blame her???? Droooooooooooooooool!! :-P

What a fucking disgusting, illiterate, broken society we live in.

Was Impala Man hot? I’m single.

There’s a simple conceit that philosophers have mostly always agreed upon, to great benefit, and it works for the sciences just as well: you are never called upon to prove a negative. It’s not necessary or generally feasible or reasonable to prove that far-out stuff like many-worlds or time machines don’t or can’t…

This comment badly needs more stars. Or at least to be read more and given serious sober attention. Well said. Thank you.

Everything about this story visibly arouses me.

Waves hi at Sam “Spamaloty” Chun!!!!

Still hawt. Would bang. DM me Chuckie!!!

PORN IGUANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m white. I’m middle-aged. Most gangsta rap is fucking garbage and contributes to a garbage culture. And I don’t need a seat at any table or a vote to say so. A keyboard and a wifi connection will do.

Lol @ water baby!!!

Asking out of honest innocent curiosity: how’d he know what cars were likely running drugs?

My reproductive organ is engorged right now.

It’s gonna be four the day I get a six-pack into him!

HOW DID I MISS THIS UNTIL JUST NOW?
Soooooooooooooooo fucking hot.
DREW MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEE. I’ll gay bang you and we’ll have ass babies and IT WILL BE AWESOME!

I knew you were hot! I knew it. I always knew it. You can just tell. Suspicions confirmed.

Please bang me?

Nothing like reading the article first to find out that it was a woman who said it. Yup. Oh Jezebeles, your comment sections never fail to entertain. Stay stupid!

Oh for FUCK’S SAKE, Jezebel, I’m pretty fucking certain Barbara is a lady. Source: I live on planet fucking earth.

Several of my UAlbany college friends back in the mid-90’s (it was SUNY Albany back then) got internships and then later per diem jobs for MTV News, and I got to hang out at their offices a large handful of times. The relatively most interesting story I’ve got would be the time I shared an elevator with Carson Daly,…