Correction: it’s zero Patriots fans. Your ersatz fandom is hereby revoked. Bye, cunt.

MOAR STARS 4 THIS PLEEZ

What?

My name is Gay Drunk Patriots Fan and I approve of this message.

Interesting! What’s the science behind that? (Not doubting you, just genuinely curious.)

Repeat after me, motherfucker: because a bathroom is not a public place, anywhere. This is established legal precedence. This guy is fucked, and you and the five people who starred your comment are simpletons.

I’m a Patriots fan, so I’m better than everybody else in the camp.

I’m also really drunk. And gay.

Because quality comes with effort.

PS: that's also basically the secret of life.

This....no. Your heart is in the right place. So is your brain, as far as the larger issue of wrongful convictions in this country. But you’re really barking up a wrong tree here. Circumstantial evidence is evidence.

Please understand that what I’m about to say is attacking your argument just now, not you personally (seriously, not sarcastically): it’s clear from what you just said that you do not know the full, legal definition of “circumstantial evidence.” It is evidence. It has absolutely nothing to do with a juror’s emotional…

I think Hernandez did it, and I’m happy about this verdict. I also think that was a gun in his hand in that video. But I sure as hell am not certain beyond a reasonable doubt that it was a gun.

File under questions whose answers are in the article you’re commenting on. Next please.

Generally, almost any comeback involving LMGTFY is a sure-fire win but that was some Olympiad level commenting there. +1

5/10 might bang on meth

Yes. I too wish torturous evil on everybody who was ever an adventurous kid who bent a few trespassing laws, and I pray for nothing but rainbows and skittles for judgmental disproportionately angry cunts like you who can't correctly type a single correct English sentence.

I don't know if you've noticed this yet in your…

Proud UA alumni here. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye, Felicia.

That last email sang to my soul.

^^^^ this X 100000000

^^^ that's really good, too. Obviously not the second they just learned their cat died or whatever, but later on yes, seriously.