I both had the EXACT same issue for my entire life & have recently-enough gone through enough tragedy that I think I'm in a good position to give you good advice. And really, it's the same advice other people are saying in this thread. Just an honestly, sincerely felt "I'm really sorry about _____ " is enough. It…

Why exactly are you leaving the "how" to the imagination? That seems like it would be a genuinely interesting and integral part to the story. I don't know anything about cheese production so my imagination isn't much use here. Sorry, but that feels kind of snotty on your part. While you're busy condemning other…

You know, it IS fucking possible to be an American adult who likes sports and is kind to Cub Scouts and kittens AND ALSO STILL BE ABLE TO WRITE ABOVE A REMDIAL SECOND GRADE LEVEL.

Both of these clowns. BOTH OF YOU. For fuck's sake.

Nice.

**raises hand guiltily**

That man almost became Vice President.

I hope more people read and star this comment.

Fuck you. There's no such thing. It costs no money to respect the language and write well. Grammar doesn't give a shit about your skin color, socioeconomic status or quite literally ANYTHING else.

Seriously, please please PLEASE listen to me closely and take this to heart: fuck you. Grammar snob? How about…

9/10 would bang

You and all 46 people who starred your comment are the core problem with America today. I really mean that.

This comment marks your eternal soul as a cruel thing; also hilarious.

I don't know who the fuck Barry's talking to in this thing but we're the Patriots so yeah. We're good. Cheers, bitch.

This story is my everything.

Greenie, I'm single. CALL ME.

I want to put my penis in that duck face. I'm serious. Major DILF hotness. Droooooooooooool.

Bring it.

I freaking LOVE this idea. Fabulous.

This is excellent.

I saw that. That endeared him to me too.

I take offense that he STILL picked Florida to beat my #16 alma mater yesterday. Hey fuck you clown ok?

This, uhmm....that last part makes me think you have a hilarious story to share???