It's love.
Love makes us stupid.
Love and the race of lizard-people.

Armie Hammer and Legs Diamond, I believe.

Barry Manilow actually did write a jingle for Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is a fact but is not all that fun.

The difference between entering the age of adulthood and growing up.

Some news show, I think it was 60 Minutes, interviewed the puppeteers and showed some behind-the-scenes peeks. In one of them, Ms. Piggy is singing a duet with Raquel Welch. As soon as the director says cut and the cameras stop, Miss Piggy/Frank Oz, still in character, turns sharply and says, "Okay, now get her out of…

He also played the mayor of Gotham in several episodes of the recent cartoon The Batman.

His French documentary The Blood of Beasts went places I didn't think he could go.

THIS! Why can't the people of earth realize that getting luggage off of the conveyor would work faster for everybody if everyone just took three steps BACK! Just being reminded of this is bringing me to tears.

They run to their lawyers!

You really steamrolled those critics during your defense.

Hey, I don't need no BOOK to tell me about no quest of humankind over several millennia to discern or construct a metaphysical schema in which their ultimate purpose is made manifest, dangit!

Aw come on—"I put the OG in '5.0 GPA," "You trippin' like Birthright," "We were egged on like Seder plates…" there were a lot of gems in that one.

If you don't want to watch a whole episode to see if you like it, just go to YouTube and watch "JAP Rap Battle," or "California Christmas," or "Tap that Ass," or "Settle for Me," or "Greg's Drinking Song," and if any of those work for you than start binging. But in my opinion, the musical numbers are the best part of…

The story that I heard about her marriage was that it ended not when she found out Malkovich was having an affair with Michelle Pfeiffer on the set of Dangerous Liasons, but when he got yet another woman, a production assistant, pregnant on the set of the very same film. I guess for some guys, being married to Glenne…

There are no small parts.
Only Al Pacino.

What I remember about The Last Crusade is that Indy and his dad just kind of stumble into everything—they rarely achieve anything purposefully. And while the first movie was a collection of great things, the greatest of those things was Karen Allen. Her absence in the second and third installments cuts deeply.

You're free to have any criteria you want for what an old movie is, as long as you don't state them while standing on my lawn.

Like any experienced gambler, Beni's hedging his bets.

Are we calling memes a resurgence now?

I saw the film more as a metaphor of man's quest for meaning in what is essentially an empty and uncaring universe.