It’s not drafty at all! It’s cozy and snug! FALSE ADVERTISING!!

I mean, there have got to be people out there who still don’t know how to date Natalie Dormer.

But it's also raisin' some questions.

How could we not have seen that it was Don Francisco pulling the strings the whole time.

If you want to see more of Steve Rude's excellent work delineating Kirby's characters, track down his Mr. Miracle special from the 80s.

His everlovin' base will just use this as proof that looking at the sun directly can't hurt your eyes, despite what the librul media says… sigh. It was all a confirmation of what a brilliant, 5-dimensional-chess master our leader is. [Shoots self]

Oh, if a Dem did it, we'd be at round 3 of congressional hearings at this point.

FLAGGED

Excuse me, we don't use the "w" word around here.

I'm thinking olive loaf, but go with bread if you want.

FYI, Kirby's centennial is Monday. August 28.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

To be fair, Stonewall Jackson had an awesome beard.

Somebody tell those Nazi neos to chiggitty-check theyselves before they riggitty-wreck theyselves!

The people who tore it down were trying to erase history!

I was going to post that you need to take a trip to Louisville, but I think that Ali's hometown, for all of its memorabilia, lacks a statue. For an Ali statue you have to cross the Atlantic and go to Liverpool.
Okay, there you go, THAT'S who we should replace the Confederate statues with! The Greatest of All Time!…

Not to mention Mr. Peabody. I mean THERE'S NO WAY A DOG CAN OPERATE A TIME MACHINE WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE!!!!!

The South needs a new set of icons. How about statues of Barry Hannah, and Gregg Allman, and Jan Hooks?

The correct answer is SIlver Surfer, because—hey! Give me my lunch back!

[Takes a long pull from a bottle of Jim Beam]