And he could record it with his longtime collaborator, Bonoton.

The most telling thing about the Tea Party movement: It didn't exist the whole time George W. Bush was president, but the minute Obama became president, a whole section of the country suddenly decided that government and taxes are objectively and in all cases bad.

I'm really waiting for Trump to tweet about how that George Bailey used to be so cocky.

I would honestly be glad to forget about raising the minimum wage IF we put a cap on executive salaries. People who say that higher wages for workers raise the cost of goods have a point, yet these are the same people who have no problem with the runaway increases in executive compensation. Surely paying exorbitant…

Sean Spi-aw nevermind

More like turd crapley.

Your performance of the love scenes was tender, but for the confrontations you lacked even a colonel of honesty.

If I may continue your pedantic rant:
"Tabloid" refers to the size of a newspaper, not the style of journalism; it's smaller than the more common broadsheet.
Though, really, anyone would be justified in pointing out that, as words can acquire new meanings, "tabloid" can correctly be used to mean "cheap and…

pac man < ghosts

Don't you think you're exaggerating, talking gumball machine?

From the Earth's point of view, the Permian Extinction was rough little episode like a hangover, or the sniffles.

That clicking sound is a trillion cockroaches high-fiving each other.

Fuck self-awareness. I'm hard-pressed to name a single good thing self-awareness ever did for ME.

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FOR COCK?

She shouldn't have pooh-poohed everyone's reaction.

I have this odd fascination with Cairo IL (a place I've never been). What should be one of the most favored locations in the Midwest—the conjunction of the Ohio and Mississippi rivers—is in fact a ghost town. Are there any other major-river-intersections in the U. S. where there's no major city?

I dated a girl from New Palestine, IN who informed me that everyone there pronounced it "Pal-ess-teen."

There's an Oxford, Iowa, that will never ever be mistaken in any way for the famed English city.

An Akkadian, a Dacian, and a Jute walk into a bar…

I strongly recommend that you go watch The Lathe of Heaven right now.