As any true varlet would do, verily.

Part of the issue is that learning to dance is different from learning to act; while acting instructors and coaches seem to emphasize collaboration, and avoid being dictators (from what I've read), choreographers tend more to be unrepentant sadists, pushing dancers to their physical limits. It's part of the training.…

Classic Yahweh!

You know who else loved Godwin's Law?

I have a fwiend in Wome who is a fan of that stwucture.

HE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE UP HIS MIND IF IT WAS 25 OR 26!

People gravitate towards 1) power or the display of something like it, 2) easy answers for their self-created problems, 3) conspiracy theories, and 4) attacking those who, traditionally, have been disenfranchised for centuries.

Agreed. It took me a while to get back into Parks & Rec because those first few episodes were excruciating.
It's the only show, or thing of any kind, that was actually improved by the addition of Rob Lowe.

Not if we're having… turnovers.

We're gonna need smaller bullets.

Ah, romance.

As is Flying High (since this is Holland we're talking about).

Actually, continuing the theme of royalty and transportation, King Juan Carlos is an expert yachtsman who competed in sailing in the Olympics. Which is not much of a joke… more of an actual fact kind of thing… sorry, I'll get it right one of these days.

I know many of you regard him as having no redeeming features, but I, for one, want to thank him for supplying Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert with so much material.

He will make excellent mulch. Think of all the plants who will be grateful to him.

View to a Kilmeade

This makes me realize; you never see Sean Hannity and Bib Fortuna in the same room at the same time…

I think the main thing we all need to remember about D'Souza isn't his conviction, it's that he has a purple belt in karate (and that he mentions this to intimidate people—my all-time favorite D'Souza factoid).

Fake news! The conservatives are soldiers in an ideological war to save America! Money never enters into it. NEVER. Seriously, how long can people continue spouting this line?

You walked right past Hop on Pope!