Just The Couple.

Richard Burton originally played the king. And in fact, he saved the whole show. It took a lot longer to develop and write the musical—it basically had to be re-written at one point, in addition to other problems—and rumors began to circulate that it was a dud destined to flop as soon as it opened. The writers knew…

I haven't seen the movie, but Camelot strikes me as one of those works that was amazing when it was a stage musical and then lost a great deal when they changed the cast and made a movie out of it.

Philip Marlowe was formative for me. Love the theme music, the 30's details, and the star. R. I. P.

But his cousin, Roland Van Dyke, sports a slightly different facial hair arrangement.

"I just wanted to see how it ended."

And The Rock as Peter. Get it? Get it?
Heh… is this thing on?

Thanks for taking one for the team.
I believe the original production of Superstar had the lead singer from Deep Purple as Jesus, and Murray Head ('One Night in Bankok' to the MTV generation) as Judas.

Trump out-Herods Herod.

I think she's waaaaay ahead of you on that one.

The Sermon on the Meh-nt

Every time I see this show I can't understand
Why God's hair is greasy and the music's so bland.
(Okay, I stole this from Forbidden Broadway. I actually kind of like Superstar.)

Coulrosexual.

I know a guy who basically did the same thing, only buying Lego toys instead of clowns. Which is way less terrifying. Anyway, I guess the toys, and the work they required to assemble, allowed him to focus on something other than booze.

"I'm calling on all my staff at the FBI to investigate why I'm not head of the FBI anymore. There had to have been warning signs!"

We all really need a silver lining here!

In Canada, are they called "cloons?"

Yer a hoser.

So another Police Academy movie then.

HARD BOILED OR SHELL ON C'MON WE NEED AN ANSWER HERE ALIEN JEZIZ!!!!!