Hey now, even Marx needed an Engels.

I look forward to Chonk holding guillotine strings on protest signs the next time the Proud Boys or whatever other racist virgins try to march.

**Along with** Gritty.

Still not as big of a pussy as Jim Spanfeller is, amirite?!?!?

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

Everything west of Philly is western PA. It’s all Pennsyltucky.

Now we get to go 8-8 for about 4 years until everyone gets paid/quits/signs with another team/retires/dies and we go straight back to 4-12/6-10 range which is where we belong.

What a story, and you said you weren’t gonna be useful today!

+1 Cardassian genocide

+1 Founder

His name is Whett Thudd. Modern scouts, with their algorithms and advanced metrics, will tell you he’s too small and too slow to make an NFL roster. But what those bean-counters can’t see on their spreadsheets, what old-school football men know in their hearts, is that this former Appalachian State standout linebacker…

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

I know this is an NFL themed series, but one year Drew should pivot away from the Hawks and just do the Mariners. I could fill up five pages on just the past 10 years. 

After SB 48, I thought to myself, “Wow! This is a historically inept franchise that somehow fell backwards into a decent coach (from an ex-college retread), several HOF draft picks, and a run of star-crossed success even that level of talent didn’t deserve, capped off by a brilliant SB win over a former division…

It’s cause it happened so fast to so many. Young Turks, mechanical or otherwise, bounced into Town to heed the siren call of Bezos the Mighty.

“Niehaus was a great broadcaster, particularly when the Mariners were not good”

Please don’t make me go to the mall in Federal Way.

I maintain that there are designers at Nike who saw that no matter what they chose or presented, they got out-voted by others whose talents did NOT lie in knowing decent uniform trends. So the design team got together and purposely created the most awful, ugly and silly uniforms for each NFL team, just to see the…

The most awesome impression of a Seattle Seahawk duo was on the Key&Peele Super Bowl special before SB 49. Key was Richard Sherman and Peele was Marshawn. That ‘duo’ gave a press conference for the ages. Absolute perfection! I often thought that Marshawn should’ve just hired Peele to do ALL of his media days the…

Go to the mall in Puyallup, Bothell, Lynwood, Federal Way or Redmond any weekend out of the year and you are guaranteed to see at least one family - Mom, Dad, 2.5 kids - all wearing matching 12 Fan jerseys. 

I’d rather spend all day hanging out at a Russell/Ciara Instagram shoot than meet ANY of these mulleted simpletons.

I’ve been rapidly chewing my gum in anticipation of this one.