We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

*Marianne Williamson promises to publicly audit all four sports leagues*

I feel like there are any number of potential creative ways to make the best of honoring the letter of that contract. Place a plaque reading, “<— Fuck This Guy” two feet away, or strew birdseed on the ground every morning until local pigeons are trained to come and shit in that specific spot.

The Falcons and Saints were the first southern teams. Problem is, all the (white) southern football fans were already fans of the Redskins, partly because they were the southernmost team at the time, partly because they had a racist owner who actively marketed to them (their fight song used to include the line “fight…

I’m a fellow Dolphins fan. Kind of similar to your situation, I’ve been in Seattle the last three years and have sort of adopted the Seahawks as my “second team.” I’d rather have the saints and that missed penalty any day.

I had the pleasure of watching Dan Marino’s last game in a small local bar owned by a shitheel of a Boomer who had turned the place into a Dolphins shrine, including a “Church of the Dolphin” sign. After the game, I rechristened the place as “Our Lady Of The Perpetual Disappointment”.

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…

Fun, related memory...

Citations Needed Podcast- Episode 59 - National Pastimes: Mindless Militarism in American Sports

And the reason for playing the national anthem at this event was...?

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Funny thing about female Packer fans is how they really fill out all those Rodgers jerseys. The corn-fed, short spiky hair and mom jeans with beat-up white gym shoes look is about 1/2 the population.

I think I found the root of your problem

Shameless Falcons fan here just piping in that there is functionally only a Super Bowl’s difference between Matt Ryan and Aaron Rodgers yet the former spends every offseason being threatened by his fanbase and treated like disposable trash by the media while the latter gets treated like a stone-cold football GOD by…

Jesus. Whatever the probably-soon-to-come downfall of the United States of America looks like, we deserve worse.

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

“They bask in their whole bullshit “community” status not because they want to welcome you in, but because they want to cast you out.”

I know this has been said frequently, but it is still baffling to me we’re into the third week of WYTS and we’ve gotten to the Packers before the Browns.